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Goon rocketing through a black galaxy in an electric blue aura

GoonAccelerationism

one brain cell.
absolutely no speed limit.

Get $GOONACCLet him fly
he's probably fine.

He left the planet.
The tabs stayed open.

About Goon Accelerationism
Contract address
COMING SOON

Zero thoughts.
Very real obstacles.

Play Goon Flight
Goon flying sideways with a blue electric trail

Evolution took
a weird turn.

Somewhere between his last brain cell and the speed of light, he stopped touching grass.

Now he's touching the fabric of the universe.

Goon at two glowing monitors, surrounded by electric blue and violet energy

found in his browser history

Goon Accelerationism

Close the tabs? Impossible.
Log off? Unthinkable.
Accelerate until reality gives up? Now we're talking.

Goon Accelerationism is what happens when a terminally online mind acquires an unreasonable amount of cosmic energy. Same guy. Same blank stare. Entirely different speed.

— still accelerating

Turns out space
has a few obstacles.

Keep him in the air. Try not to hit anything.

Make him fly

Goon Flight

One tap. A little lift. An extremely long way down.

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GOON FLIGHT

Ready to defy
common sense?

Tap the screen or press Space to fly.
Make it through the gaps.

Space / tap = fly · P = pause

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Gravity doesn't care about your ideology.